dolphin wears hat, wins heart of nation

figure 1: dolphin wears hat, holds cane, and rocks my world

I'm struggling with what to write my next blog post about. I've already rinsed the whole mainstream 2010's culture thing - how do I keep writing about my daily life as a post millennium party person when I am doing anything but partying? - and can probably never top my magnum opus that is the study into the Monites as far as the less informative posts go. At one point, I decided I would make a post about sea animals wearing people clothes but this idea came to an abrupt halt when a google image search retrieved v. few noteworthy results (a shady sea lion in sunglasses, penguins wearing the traditional Korean 'hanbok' and a showbiz dolphin - figure 1).

I feel like Clint Eastwood- once at my prime, once Dirty Harry; but after two months of not blogging I have deteriorated to an loon talking to a chair (THE FUNNEST OF FACTS: the incident has its own wikipedia page). Both mind and body go with old age and he is proof, which is why I do sodoku puzzles most days and walk up and down the stairs to keep my joints nimble and supple. In that way, I suppose he's my inspiration. I could do a blog post on staying healthy and young but this would not be entertaining.

How much can I really write about millennials and iphones and macklemore when we're all living it already? Who am I? What is my purpose? Does anyone care for more than 5 minutes until the next outrage comes along? Is this what if feels like to write for buzzfeed?

I thought my post about pasta shapes was filler but I guess this truly is. Up next: cultural appropriation, overrated white men and some more of my wild misinterpretations of philosophy!!